shade running

Going from point A to B in as much shade as possible

-Why is Mike zig zagging all over the street?
-He's shade running.

by Stauder July 11, 2008

Perv shades

Sunglasses that, when worn, make the person's eyes impossible to see. Used to look at boobs, etc.

Damn, that girl's hot, I wish I had my perv shades with me.

by Lolo10l July 04, 2011

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

hater shades

Glasses worn at any time, including at night or in a club, to show that you always need to block out the haters with your (fashionable) (sun) glasses.

Everybody in the club is staring me down, but its alright I got my hater shades on.

by toastboy55 August 01, 2006

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010

Pull the shades

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.

College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!

by Sebastian Haff August 15, 2009

Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 23, 2012