shackelford

Letting people know they got "owned." (shortened to shack)

HA! you just got shacked!
watch out or ill shackelford you

by thatguythatsaguy October 7, 2012

Shpackle

While fucking a girl in the pussy, you stretch your nutsack skin out far enough, as to allow you yourself to "ball-fuck" her anus, (insert sack in anus). Yvette loves this.

"Yo dude last night I was banging Yvette and she was like, Shpackle my incredibly dirty anus!, so like... I did."
"Awesome dude! Yvette's ass has been shpackled more times than Sean has jerked off in Ricky's ear!"

by Shwoogie man December 21, 2003

sackless

Insult used to say the person is useless, stupid or something to that.

"That sackless boy fell down the well!"

by doodles April 1, 2005

Cock Spackle

Someone who, in the process of beatin' their dick all over a woman's face, proceeds to bust a nut on her face and use their cock to spackle their skeetle all over her, much in the same manner as a painter or other craftsman.

Damn, I blew a wad on that bitches face and cock spackled it all over!

by Sir Skeets A-Lot October 3, 2006

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009

spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

twat spackle

To fill a vagina with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the twat.

Dude, I think that chick needs some twat spackle.

by Mr. Jizzy McTesticles June 11, 2006