shloopy

to make a poopy;past tense shlooped

Yo Max be right back i gotta take a shloopy.
Yo J, i just shlooped on ur moms pillow.

by JGRO August 19, 2006

Sloop

A person who claims to be a Crip but in fact is not. A person who claims to be a Crip after listening to a few Snoop dogg songs and then Gangbangs on the internet but is never seen on the set.

Mike: Aye Cuz, you know that fool Tyrone over on 99th?

Jay: Gea man, That fool stay rockin blue.

Mike: Nah, Fuck that nigga homeboy he dont even bang that nigga is a Sloop

by Vic "V Locc" J. April 19, 2006

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

shloop

n. a single drink, a gulp.

"Customary shloop. Customary tip-o-the-hat." - Mr. Dictator in silent football

by Zorkon June 14, 2004

hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.

Megan loves sloopy sex.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie November 10, 2008