Sexual Dyslexia

Sexual dyslexia is when you see the spelling of a word, and your brain automatically turns it into something disgusting, dirty or sexual. Like ORGANISM becoming ORGASM. etc.

"Wow, Spiderman has a character named "Do Cock?"

"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."

by Eevee89 August 21, 2011

Sexual Assault

Any act consisting of physical contact of a sexual nature without consent. This can include touching, groping, licking, oral sex, or sexual intercourse. Also according to many state laws any of these acts committed while one or more parties is under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or loss of consciousness can be classified as sexual assault, as these factors inhibit ones decision making ability, and therefore consent cannot be established. Sexual assault can be male on female, male on male, female on male, or female on female.

Me and Mandy were drinking at the party, we ended up having sex, and I even gave her a ride home in the morning, but now shes claiming sexual assault! The worst part is that we were drunk so it doesn't matter that she said yes! and now I'm Fucked!!!

by Moonshine1 July 20, 2010

sexually ambiguous nerd

A nerd who dates both sexes

Dan Howell is such a sexually ambiguous nerd

by Morglynn August 18, 2017

metromo sexual

somewhere in between a homosexual and a metrosexual. they don't what they are.

the metromo sexual got fucked by a panda and he wasn't sure if he liked it. he was a confused.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2009

Sexual Look

The Meaning Which You look at a person with Great Emotion to show them you want to have sex with him or her.

I just gave that girl the Sexual Look

She just gave me the Sexual Look

by Omgimawesome100 December 3, 2011

Sexual Fantasy

A fantasy about sex.

Sometimes I imagine myself sticking my dick inside of Jessica's tight little pussy and shooting my hot, sticky cum inside of her. (An example of a sexual fantasy)

by MrFotter June 24, 2018

Sexual Santa

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.

My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.

by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014