Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
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We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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by TRILLIONS the biggest ponsi scheme of all time. Basically the Federal government doing the same thing that Bernard Madoff did but to multiple generations of americans.
by the1calledfeeny February 7, 2009
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Get the National give Ryan your social security number day mug.n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.
"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."
by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004
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Example #1. Mall-Security just kicked that guy out because he was being loud and disruptive and used foul language, I am so thankful that that douchbag has left the building.
Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.
Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.
by intent January 9, 2008
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Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.
Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.
Social Security is a terrible investment, it's better to invest your money into low-risk mutual funds instead.
by Anna Bananas January 7, 2008
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