scumplotch

1. An area stain caused by male or female ejactulation fluid, either wet or crusted over.

2. A stupid idiot; an untrustworthy person; flashier word for asshole.

1a. The maid peeled back the top layer of Ken's bedsheets to reveal a mass infestation of scumplotch.

1b. Dude, do NOT borrow any of Ken's blankets, there are scumplotch marks all over it!

2. Ken is a fuckin' scumplotch, man - do not trust that guy. And don't shake his hand either.

by The Dirty Doll July 14, 2008

Scampi Tail

A description of drunken, sleazy college girls, especially on a Pub Night who are easy to pick up and ready to engage in anonymous sex.

The term combines the idea of a scamp (a term used for misbehaving youngster) and the well known synonym for women; Tail. (as in: let's go to town and pick up some tail.)

Lot's of Scampi Tail in here tonight - should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.

My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scrumpledos

1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.

2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.

He was so ticked, he got a scrumpledos.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.

Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.

by tamar1n July 24, 2012

scrump dilly

It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth. Not in a pornographic way, and yet....... Basically in Kiahna-speak it means that it tastes really fucking awesome.

That cheescake I had last night was da bomb and really scrump dilly

by Capt.K November 7, 2017

scomption

A snack, a small bite to eat when you’re hungry but don’t want a full meal

I need a little scomption before I go to the gym

by Bibzy May 22, 2018