Scruffing

The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".

Where is Todd? He is probably in his room scruffing.

by Scruffington March 25, 2010

Nimble Scrumpings

An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.

Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!

by Sir Cudugan September 7, 2013

scrumpilicious

1: To describe delicious scraps or leftovers.
2: To describe how sexually attractive a person of an opposite sex is in a positive sense.

Today's leftovers were scrumpilicious.

Dayyum! She was scrumpilicious!

by Gen_Gravy November 9, 2005

Scraping

When someone cuts in your conversation awkwardly. They are unwanted and irrelevant.

Jennifer: Hey Lauren do you remember that time when we went on the rollercoaster?
Lauren: omg yeah that was lit
Kylie: OMG YEAH LOL SOOOO FUN
Jennifer: No one asked you stop scraping

by lolololololol_memes April 13, 2017

scrubbing plate

oral sex, vagina in particular

i walked into the bedroom and caught him with my girlfriend srubbing plate.

by frizz August 26, 2003

crumping

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.

crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006