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Nimble Scrumpings 

An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.
Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!
Nimble Scrumpings by Sir Cudugan September 7, 2013

scrumpilicious

1: To describe delicious scraps or leftovers.
2: To describe how sexually attractive a person of an opposite sex is in a positive sense.
Today's leftovers were scrumpilicious.

Dayyum! She was scrumpilicious!

scrumpilicious by Gen_Gravy November 9, 2005
When someone cuts in your conversation awkwardly. They are unwanted and irrelevant.
Jennifer: Hey Lauren do you remember that time when we went on the rollercoaster?
Lauren: omg yeah that was lit
Kylie: OMG YEAH LOL SOOOO FUN
Jennifer: No one asked you stop scraping
Scraping by lolololololol_memes April 13, 2017

scrubbing plate 

i walked into the bedroom and caught him with my girlfriend srubbing plate.
scrubbing plate by frizz August 26, 2003

crumping 

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.
crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways

Hump-Scumping 

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
Hump-Scumping by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006