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by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Scrouching

When a dog cowars.

You scared the dog and now he is scrouching.

by ShadowKC913 November 13, 2011

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

by mmokey June 15, 2017

Squelching

Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.

Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching

by Berkenstein October 31, 2015

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

scratching

doing something that you dont wanna do, that takes alot of effort, and is hard to do.

To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"

by Suspicious October 27, 2003