schleg 

When the man's scrotum gets hot and sweaty, it makes it quite sticky. This causes it to stick to the side of a mans leg, which is known as a schelg For Example:

"Oh man" A said to B on the hot summer day, "This schlegs really irritating me..." *Stands up and tries to discreetly seperate scrotum from side of leg*, "Aaaaah thats better"

schleg by Charleston October 27, 2007

Schmeat 

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

Schmeat by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

schmeckle 

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

schmeckle by Joe February 11, 2003

schmagma 

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

schmagma by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...

Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol

Schmegagle by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006

schmeckel 

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

schmeckel by schmeles September 23, 2010

schmed 

a cigarette; a smoke

Give me a schmed.

schmed by Sergio February 28, 2004