Schocking

Sarcastic way of saying shocking.

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"

by MB's bf April 13, 2022

schallacking

When you pound the pussy so hard you wear off her first coat of skin

I gave that pussy a schallacking

by Double o 8 August 20, 2022

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

SCHMACKIN SCHMACKIN

When something is so good you gotta say it twice.

These baked hot Cheetos are SCHMACKIN SCHMACKIN. s-c-h-m-a-c-k-i-n . This makes my toes curl

by Act_true December 4, 2022

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

Shlarking

The act of slapping a weiner on someones face in hopes that they do something with it.

"I was shlarking her last night. She knew exactly what to do"

by Percyboi March 30, 2024