Schmeiderer

A beastly group of ninjas occupying most of Southern Asia. They are deadly with the skill of killing someone with a post-it. They can also tame wild big cats, using only a piece of meat and a rope. They can defeat the pirates because they also sail very well. They are also stealthy and besides being ninjas they double as spies. The Schmeiderers are a large clan and if you cross them then you should look out.

Wow! Those Schmeiderer's are so beastly in the art of killing someone with a Post-It!

Apparantly, one of those Schmeiderer girls got into the top FBI building and stole some Top-Secret papers. And, the FBI had no idea that someone was even in the building!

Those Schmeiderer ninjas are amazing! You don't even see them coming!

by ninjaC December 20, 2009

schneider's island

A fictitious island where the boy who doesn't say much, (but when he does it means something) sends people he no longer finds amusing

(1)Let me tell you about my business partner larry...

(2) If the rookie doesn't do the late slips, I'll put him on Schneider's Island

by The Rookie November 3, 2003

Scheidhauer

A name that sounds like a brand of horrible laxitives.

Person 1: Got any laxitives?

Person 2: Scheidhauer brand. How bout them?

Person 1: No thanks those taste like crap.

Person 2: That's cuz they are.

by Crazysped59432u59843524 December 19, 2009

Scheiser

The German word for shit.
sing.- Scheiser
plur. -Scheisen

SCHEISER!! the deadline is today

by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

Dirty Schneider

The Act in which one re-uses a condom two or more times.

Verb; To pull a dirty schneider
Noun; Thats one dirt schneider
adjective; that jacket is so DS!

by Dave Wilcox November 24, 2006

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schneider Job

A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.

Dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? Fucking bad ass!!!

by monanza August 14, 2010