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Saturday Night Live 

The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.
Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!

Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!

Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
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saturday night special 

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.
I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

Saturday Night Live 

A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.
John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11

Saturday Night Special 

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the Saturday Night Special is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

AKA New Jersey Shocker
I'll surprise her with the Saturday Night Special instead of the Shocker.

Saturday TV Funhouse 

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)
Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

Saturday Morning 

This is the act of eating cereal out of a vagina. It usually takes place while watching cartoons in your pjs.
Bobby was partaking in a "saturday morning" with Sandy while enjoying a rousing episode of the Smurfs. He later puked it back up into her mouth. (puking is optional!)
Saturday Morning by John Wilder January 9, 2007

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).
Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...