swamp ninja

another word for A black person.

"I didnt know you hung out with swamp ninjas!"

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

Swamp Ninja

Slur for a African American person.

Jerry look at all those Swamp Ninjas drinking 40's

by racer-x2 July 31, 2009

Swamp Shorts

A stinky penis; similar to skid marks but more damp and odor filled.

Man I drank so much last night that even his hairy swamp shorts didn't stop me.

by Deegans December 17, 2008

Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

swamp sock

A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .

Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !

Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock

by chris ord June 27, 2010

swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.

Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.

by ESHS January 5, 2011

Seaspankers

1. A group of gods who for unknown reasons assumed human forms and started playing 3 on 3 hockey in the Canlan Youth League in early 2007. The Seaspankers are best noted for inventing and perfecting bar downs, toe drags, and the art of making pregnant women have miscarriages during their games. Legend has it that the Seaspankers will change into new leagues as time dictates, but cannot disappear in accordance with the First Law of Thermodynamics which states: Seaspankers cannot be created or destroyed, but can only change forms.
2. God's older, and considerably more powerful, brothers.
3. People who play a sport with careless disregard for rules, sportsmanship, or the appropriate times to take exaggerated dives.

Man... what was that? That was a... a..." "I don't know man... I just..." "Could it have been?" "No!" "Seaspankers..." "So the legends were true...

by shenanegoat September 11, 2010