skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap

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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

African swallow

Non-migratory bird that can carry coconuts as far north as Mercia, that is if they were inclined to do so.

"It could be carried by an African swallow!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

spit or swallow

when a girl gives head (blow job) and she either spits out the sperm or swallows it.

hey so did you spit or swallow him last night

by jack oderhty June 17, 2018

skallywag

A term used in the old red light districts of Europe, referring to a scoundrel, troublemaker, or outlaw (or a troublemaker even among outlaws).

After his fight with the pirates the week before, Cap'n John had become known as a skallywag; as well as a man who could hold his ale.

by Fawkes August 21, 2004

swallow the swan

To perform felatio. To suck a penis.

Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Sword Swallower

Derogatory name for a homosexual male. Or a deep throating slut could also be called this during the heat of passion.

Man that guy looks like the biggest Sword Swallower in San Francisco. Or...Bro I met this girl a the bar last night, we went out to my truck and I swear she is Sword Swallower in her spare time.

by MoodyJM August 4, 2007

Mustang and Sally

A gun that is used by people who want to die, unless having previously acquired PHD Flopper or Danger Closest

Did that dude seriously just pack-a-punch his M1911 into Mustang and Sally? Does he have a death wish?

by 15postmalone January 8, 2020