swabee

1) One who swabs the deck or mops the floor.

2) A low-ranking sailor in the U.S. Navy.

"Hey swabee, get over here and polish this fancy work!"

or

"They don't call you swabee for nothing, now get to work on my decks!"

by Justin Kolenc December 9, 2007

Poon swab

The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.

Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!

by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by Fav April 13, 2008

anal swab

Pertaining to a guy who steals other peoples calls and uses it on them and claims credit for the calls. What dick thing to do. Yes Guy, im talking to you.

Guy Manton AKA the "Mc stooge" Theif of the payout "anal swab"

by Ma Nigga August 14, 2006

penis swab

someone who is worse than penis: a annoying penis who is indescribable

You, you penis swab!

by Mr.504 January 8, 2008

saab 340

Swedish made aircraft by Saab automotive group. Often mistaken for a Fairchild Metroliner as parts for both aircraft are difficult to find.

Also the #1 aircraft choice by Australia's largest independent airline; Regional Express for their cost effectiveness.

Engineer 1: "You fixed that control issue on the Saab 340 yet?"
Engineer 2: "Well not really, we ran out of cabling so I took some from the metro, but that wasn't enough. Rang up Sweden and they ran out back in 1985"

by The_Mannn May 11, 2018