stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011

Stage 3

Stage 3 represents the third and final stage of bowel movements caused by IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. This stage usually occurs after the stressful action has been completed. Stage 3 often consists of sharpened stool, hardened poop often caused by excess constipation. This is probably the most painful yet most relieving part of the 3 Step process.

Stage 3 makes me feel like I'm pooping razor blades.

by Dr. I.B. Essing April 30, 2012

stage 5

When someone is tryin to roll out really badly and everyone else is chillin.

Person 1: "Lets leave the party, I want to go home."
People at the party: "Wow this fuckin toolbelt is really in stage 5."

by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007

Stage-Pretty

The phenomena that an person of average attractiveness suddenly takes on a presense of unattainable beauty, due to there stage presence.

"Jody's boyfriend isn't what you call attractive is he?"
"Nah, but he has a certain Stage-Pretty presence"

by Roxy Starr January 11, 2006

Stage-gasim

The amazing feeling you get before/during/after performing for an audienece. Usually in the case of actors and musicians.

Director: "Show's in two minutes"

Actor: "Wow i have such a stage-gasim!"

by DMW Da Zohan February 18, 2011

Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).

Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.

by J3ll3y May 17, 2011

Stage Manager

A position in which the 'stage manager' pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have sex with her upright. When finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.

--I totally pulled a stage manager last night.
--Yeah, I know. I heard it from the 3rd row.

by The stage manager January 30, 2009