pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)

See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.

by Paul January 19, 2004

smocko

1. having a break to get or give a quick blowjob, in a workplace etc.

'me a susan are popping out for a smocko'
'it's smocko time on your knees'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005

Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

pooch cooch smooch

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009

smoco

(smo-co). noun. Nickname for the private school Norfolk Collegiate. The school is commonly called "no-co" but, because of large percentage of students that smoke, the name was altered. Durings the 1970s, when coke was more popular, the school was also called "co-co".

Dude how did you manage to do all that?

I go to noco.

oh...smoco. that explains it

by Logan Patterson December 14, 2008

SMOC

Small Man On Campus. A person who sucks at everything.

Guy 1: "Dude, Phil has no friends."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's such a SMOC."

by AwesomessMaximus March 14, 2011