singing flat

Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.
"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."
by Gazotey September 10, 2017
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Singing Taco

The effect of having horrid and awfully loud diarrhea after eating Taco Bell.
I had taco bell while I was drunk last night and this hangover does not go well with my singing taco issue right now.
by gallifreyan godzilla November 23, 2014
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constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
by Tsarstepan September 05, 2019
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singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly
"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"
by MangMang December 31, 2017
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qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
by Keev23eev March 20, 2011
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Song-sing

(verb). Song-sing: (a) To be at the pinnacle of one's career.
(b) To achieve excellence in a field or fields of pursuit.
She just won a nobel prize in economics - she's really song-singing right now.
by Mankiw November 03, 2010
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Sing Job

When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.
“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note
by PoonSlayer97 October 16, 2017
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