sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.

Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.

by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016

sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Sitting on a gold mine

A female with nice ass, kinda like "skills to pay the bills ". She can make money with that booty!

Dog, that female got nice ass! She can work the pole or the stroll! She sitting on a gold mine!!

by Dr Dre' November 21, 2016

Sitting on it

Your ass is looking fat or is looking good

Damn her ass looking nice she sitting on it

by Anonymousxlightskin May 10, 2020

tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.

"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."

by Spaz Out January 8, 2010

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007