scomo

A useless twerp who can't or won't lead.

Scott Morrison is an utter scomo.

by veracity-au January 5, 2020

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

scooping chin

scooping the area of someone’s body sexually mainly towards women

oMG i love scooping chin of capri

by booty pooper 500 April 10, 2022

inside scoop

Information that only an insider would have.

I got the inside scoop from the manager of the store. They're not going to press charges against the shoplifter.

by glasmodiar August 8, 2006

Scoop Chips

A form of chip made my Tostitos that has round edges to help you scoop out the Salsa. Also there is a scoop chip hand shake. Can be used as a sexual verb to scoop her chip

Bearzy scooped Elenas chip last night, Scoop Chips are tasty with spicy salsa

by Brett Peters March 31, 2010

scoop

Cali term meaning to pick someone or some people up.

Yeh, aightz bro! I'm down for that shit! You want me to SCOOP you up?

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

a scoop

A pint, A beer, An alcoholic beverage.

Just heading to the pub for a scoop

by woodyparasite February 11, 2014