black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Black Man's Blessing

The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."

Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."

by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?

Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.

by Klein Duimpje December 7, 2016

Black man’s cruise

A boat carrying slaves to America

Tyrone’s ancestors came to America on a black man’s cruise

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Black Beard's Delight

A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.

This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!

by pneumaticninja July 7, 2010

It's a bit black over Bill's mother's

A phrase used when you can see dark clouds in the distance, esp. in summer.

Used in North West England, and possibly other places as well.

"Nice clear sky, isn't it?"

"It's a bit black over Bill's mother's though."

by Pak the Destroyer January 8, 2010

black man's handshake

The Black man's handshake is a handshake established in the black male community, where two men grab each other's hands, and pull one another into the sides of each other's chest, while patting each other's backs, with their other free hand.

Barack Obama gave 'a black man's handshake' to Kevin Durant, when meeting him for the first time.

by a black lady June 8, 2014