rumpled tits

Tits that are very unpleasant to look at, feel, have, etc., They're generally unkempt, gross, nasty, or somehow misshapen or deformed. Overall, nasty.

"That Asia chick has some really nasty rumpled tits. I would never want to get down with her."

"Lindsy Lohan's tits were so rumpled after that surgery. Have you seen those pictures???"

by my ass is super hairy March 1, 2009

Rump

A slow and powerful ramming, humping fuck from behind, doggy style.

He gripped her by her hips and thrust hard inside of her, rumping her deep and powerfully!

by DaddyKnight September 14, 2018

Rump Frumper

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.

"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"

by Smack Addict July 4, 2006

rump-a-dump

To deposit a large amount of excrement in a toliet while straining to the point of hemorrhage.

I ran to the bathroom because i had to rump-a-dump!

by Phatazz August 7, 2003

Rump Nuggets

dried flakes of shit around the anus due to much shite and not enough wipe

Rump Nuggets

by R0B1N December 27, 2008

Mama Rump

An ass of a black woman, since black women always have very large asses.

John: Whoa, look at Fanaynay's ass, its huge!
James: Ya, real mama rump!

Fanaynay: Say what?!

by Terce-Taur September 22, 2009

Rumple Minze

1. A German-style liqueur brand known for their peppermint flavored schnapps.

2. A sex act involving a peppermint. A peppermint is slightly inserted into a person's sphincter to be licked until it completely dissolves, thus providing the ultimate rim job.

Can be done with either a traditional red and white peppermint, or on occasions where the lickee's hind quarters may be less than pristine, with a green and brown mint.

This activity is best enjoyed after consuming copious quantities of Rumple Minze.

Yo, dude, last night we went to the C&D Café and Nasty Steve overserved us on Rumple Minze. When we got home we were feeling frisky yet still desiring some minty goodness, so we totally rumple minzed in at least 3 different places in my apartment. My tongue was numb, but it was totally awesome!

by LickY0Azz September 7, 2009