Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

rooster

a dick. in french it translates to UN COQ and that is a cock and that is a dick.

Dammit score some points!!!!! Were sucking ROOSTER!!!!!!

by FRENCHIE who seems 2 b able 2 speak english February 21, 2004

Rossercized

Meaning to outrageously assault anything which is square or retangualr in shape.

Terence Rossercized Wesley's desk causing wesley to fall over and pull the desk down with him.

Sega Slayer Rossercized the Dreamcast with an extremely large pick axe.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

rooster

A male chicken. As in, a bird that lives on a farm. As in a food animal. One that we eat. Just so I am completely clear.

that rooster is interested in that chicken.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 9, 2006

Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.

I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.

by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010

Rooster

To rooster means to play your music very loudly while driving with your windows down. Much like a rooster crowing loudly to everyone around. Also common to do this early in the morning to act as a rooster and wake others up.

person 1: "Damn dude, I woke up at six today.!"
person 2: " right? It was Jason going around our neighborhood roostering!"

by regretful taco May 20, 2015

router

1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.

2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.

ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.

ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.

ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?

by Big Herb November 19, 2003