rodney

A Rodney is a person that can't read or write

Rodney is a sped

by jonahfrommossman October 30, 2022

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 5, 2024

Rodney

A person who genuinely thinks only of themselves

with little consideration to how their thoughts, words
and actions affect others

I honestly cannot believe that ‘Rodney’ took all the work
for themselves and didn’t share it around!

by Wenstar March 29, 2020

Electric Rodney

When you're having sex in a carpeted room and the man rubs his feet to build up a static charge and zaps his partners pussy/asshole.

Dude. I had wool socks on so I totally built up a charge and gave her an electric Rodney!

by Saskatchewan BSD September 9, 2021

Hot Rodney

When your boss nullifies a previously scheduled three-day weekend.

Rodney: I know you were supposed to be off this weekend and I hate to pull a Hot Rodney on you, but I'm going to need you to work instead.

Mike: Not a problem, sir. You know I'm your guy.

by Haasamatic January 18, 2017

Rodney Hog

Rodney HOG HOG HOG HOG HOG Is takin a shit in Australian Slang

rodney HOG means take a shit, I'm gonna take a Rodney

by xX_SEISUN_Xx October 12, 2016

Rodney

A Lion! Tall, proud, loyal, smart, quick witted, dominating presence, dark and mysterious.
Protective of his young and his pride.

Beast in bed!
Rocks my fantasies!
Kindred soul
Cake even without the icing!
“You need some one in your life you can tell everything to and know in your heart that he will not betray it. Once that person is in your life It’s somewhat liberating to be that vulnerable .”

You made me want to enjoy my life again!

Best Filthy Friend Forever!
“That guy makes all the ladies wet. He is a total Rodney!”

by Rodney4102 April 30, 2022