ratch

to grab in an intimate or inappropriate way

"Can I ratch your boobs?"

by willkat October 13, 2011

One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.

Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique

by Grinnell April 1, 2008

Cray Reach

Someone who is really really just terrible at beerpong.

"oh my god, im so drunk because my partner is such a Cray Reach!"

by Emmybee24 March 9, 2009

arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair

when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.

by gow plow June 5, 2010

common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.

Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"

by Slackmatt September 13, 2007

The Reach

One who is over-hyped or does not live up to expectations that are often considered mediocre.

Bro, i'm telling you for the last time, Hardee is The Reach.

by bauss committee December 5, 2011

Swahilian reach around

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle

she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog

by Poojinky January 9, 2015