A boy who has the best humor. Can manipulate people easily in a good way. Got a nice athletic build generous amount of charisma.
I "wannabe" Reet
by p934 March 3, 2024
Get the Reetmug. An exclamatory word approximating the meaning of, "Oh my!" sometimes meaning, "Well excuse me!" when delivered in a displeased or accusing tone.
“I just fell down the stairs and hurt my wrist!”
“Reet!”
“Dude I’m not gonna drive you to your ex’s house.”
“That’s very reetish of you.”
“Reet!”
“Dude I’m not gonna drive you to your ex’s house.”
“That’s very reetish of you.”
by halfsmitten December 25, 2022
Get the Reetmug. Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier
I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
by Itteber May 21, 2019
Get the Reetmug. 
a homeless bitch who tries acting relevant while having literally zero friends or hoes, she thinks she’s so cool but literally has no social life, she literally looks like a dog took a shit, and then someone ate that shit, and then threw up, and then ur nan eats the shit again and throws it up, then you get reet the fat ugly bitch, i hope she dies in a pit with nothing else and i think she deserves nothing
by ihatecows30202021 December 6, 2021
Get the reetmug.