Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date

Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.

by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

Reets

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Reet

The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.

“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”

by TripNip69 October 14, 2019

reet

a homeless bitch who tries acting relevant while having literally zero friends or hoes, she thinks she’s so cool but literally has no social life, she literally looks like a dog took a shit, and then someone ate that shit, and then threw up, and then ur nan eats the shit again and throws it up, then you get reet the fat ugly bitch, i hope she dies in a pit with nothing else and i think she deserves nothing

guys look! it’s reet the ugly hoe ass bitch!!

by ihatecows30202021 December 6, 2021

Reet

Sound of a rat

"I just saw a rat scurry across the floor, it made a sound like "reet!"."

by DarthJarJar41 February 24, 2023

Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.

Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
Sound Lad

by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025

reet

hello

iam reet siro

by anonymous November 23, 2021