Will County Rectangle

-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place

My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle

by knowsthnings July 19, 2011

Recalcitrance

resisting authority or control; not obedient or compliant; refractory., hard to deal with, manage, or operate

His total recalcitrance is based on his personal experiences with the local police who has more than once violated his basic rights.

by Maiduman December 20, 2009

rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts

Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

rectalfit

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by

He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.

by jhwilson August 4, 2007

Rectal Death

When a man covers himself in lubricant and fully enters a woman's anus... fully.

Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that

by Analman April 10, 2008

rectalrookin

A good assfucking. Hard enough to induce vomiting of cum from the other end (mouth).

I gave Lisa a good rectalrookin last night. She vomited my cum.

by rookindameat June 15, 2009