Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.

1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!

by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011

The Realest Nigga Doing It

A handsome young male named Caleb Sumpter who is cool, tough, and awesome. He is half white, half black, and half real nigga. He lives in Lansing, MI and everyone in the city knows him.

Jill: Who's that?
Amy: Thats The Realest Nigga Doing It. Are you not from here?
Jill: No I'm from Japan
Amy: Explains why you can't speak English.

by The Realest Nigga Doing It September 7, 2012

Realzies

Realzies is kind of like the term "headies" or "kb"; it's in reference to higher-end marijuana. Sometimes when you get lower grade bud, the THC content is so low you can't get high. Realzies is the real shit, it gets you fucked up, hence "realzies".

Its been awhile since I could afford to smoke the realzies.

by Rev. Ryan Flood November 23, 2006

realistic minecraft

A viral YouTube trend that you put you record your hands in a green screen and put it in a gameplay footage. It sometimes gets cringe and goes too far. For example mickey mouse in minecraft using greenscreen. And the worst part: This gets millions and thousands of views! Because putting your hands in a game turns it "realistic"

Do you want to watch realistic minecraft with me?

by TheFoil August 17, 2017

Realist

Another word for "I'm a stuck up asshole." Usually used to emphasize someone's non involvement in something as well.

Person 1: I think defenses should try and take Tom Brady out of the game

Person 2: No, nobody can even get to Brady because the patriots are so great. I'm not a Patriots fan either. I'm just a realist.

by TheNoobAvenger November 20, 2007

realishism

(n.)- The quality of being realish.

Disneyland is a fine example of realishism.

by j-g August 19, 2007