The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
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one who does not claim their girl, even though she is their girl.
ragsooking - the act of not claiming your girl, to ragsook
ragsooking - the act of not claiming your girl, to ragsook
"Hey Margot, isn't that your girl Laura J.?"
"No Tom, she's your girl"
"God Margot, you're such a ragsooker!"
"No Tom, she's your girl"
"God Margot, you're such a ragsooker!"
by topdrawer01 March 20, 2007
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cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.
Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.
Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.
by toddler November 15, 2004
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dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
by gwbert November 16, 2014
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Guy: Yo what was the bitch to nigga ratio at that party last night?
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!
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I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas
by Grant July 18, 2003
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