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penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
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signal to noise ratio

The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.
George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.
by flame August 29, 2003
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ragsooker

one who does not claim their girl, even though she is their girl.

ragsooking - the act of not claiming your girl, to ragsook
"Hey Margot, isn't that your girl Laura J.?"

"No Tom, she's your girl"

"God Margot, you're such a ragsooker!"
by topdrawer01 March 20, 2007
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cod-to-rod ratio

ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.

Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.
by toddler November 15, 2004
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mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).
dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
by gwbert November 16, 2014
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bitch to nigga ratio

The proportion of females to males at a party. If the ratio is not at least 3/2, you are not getting your dick wet.
Guy: Yo what was the bitch to nigga ratio at that party last night?
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!
by ole person man May 25, 2016
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Wal-Mart ratio

A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.
I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas
by Grant July 18, 2003
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