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Roll On Floor Laughing/Roll on Fucking Floor Laughing

Otherwise laughing so hard you piss your pants
Sana: Holy Jesus that was funny!
Carly: I know! Shit- I... roffle
Sana: Goddamnit! It smells like piss!
Carly: I'm sorry.
Sana: In the car and everything...
by Dying Wish September 4, 2005
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roffle

You're such a roffle
by Jesus H. Christ November 9, 2002
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RofflePlopper

You are RofflePlopper
by Shankerkid78 March 16, 2009
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roflhax0r

Damn roflhax0r stole ma killllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Non-roflhax0r July 12, 2009
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Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009
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ROFLH

When my husband, under the influence of Viagra, tripped on the threshold of the hallway and pole-vaulted into the living room in the presence of our unexpected guests, I fell to the floor ... ROFLH!
by Trussminer October 4, 2009
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ROFFLWAFFLES

oh yeah...
the waffles that make u happy.
they are delicoius, they are syruppy,
they bring joy to your soul.
they make you sing outloud.
oh yeah....
hillbilly1-have u tride dem rofflwaffles yet?
hillbilly2-No boy! i aint tride dem stUUpid waffles.
hillbilly1- got to, dey amazin!
by AJfake June 6, 2010
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