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Baby Raccoon

The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
Dude, i went to my desk to grab a condom, she gave me a baby raccoon!
by PaulieRU November 21, 2007
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raccoon boi

the most powerful entity. is a huge nemesis to the human kind and has defeated many gods among those stands the almighty boot man who was the so called undefeatable. the raccoon boi can never be defeated by anything, not even the almighty broom who many gods have used in the past.
boot man: you can not defeat me raccoon boi
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*
by blackterrer May 13, 2018
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Raccoon head

When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again
Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe

John: oh shit
by Alexismydad April 23, 2018
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Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022
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Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022
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Water Raccoon

A slur commonly used to degrade people on the popular video game platform ROBLOX, usually in the game Bedwars, created by Easy.gg

The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.
That little blocky copy and paste water raccoon bitch bowspammer, I hope they fall into the void!
by jbsparrow9 June 8, 2021
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raccoon murder

1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.

2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.

2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
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