Quackhandle

To be in a quackhandle is to be in the state of having too many mind altering substances taken at any given time.

phil got himself in to a serious quackhandle last night

by Jeimear November 12, 2010

Quackademic

Portmanteau of 'quack' and 'academic'. A professor, scientist or other academic figure who, while qualified on paper, is in actuality full of shit.

"I'm sorry, you research what?"

"Homeopathy. It's actually very effective, you'll find."

"Oh...you're a quackademic. Fuck off then".

by atomiczombiedinosaur September 12, 2016

quackerback

Quackerback is the best YouTuber to ever exist. He has over 50 subscribers, with most of them being his friends alt accounts. He makes better content than anyone, with his random videos being posted without much of a schedule. He can post 3 videos in a day and no more for a week, and has the best fan base on the platform.

Person: Bro did you see the new Quackerback upload? It’s fire!

Person 2: TRIPPIN ON THE STICKS

by Quackerback2022 March 6, 2022

quackaphobia

quackaphobia is a very hot person and should be my mutual RIGHT NOW. their also very funny and perfect. /j

ed sheeran : do you know who quackphobia is??
me : yeah, quackaphobia a hot mother trucker who should be my mutual otherwise ill be saddie pattotie ballsack😭😭😭😭

by seggcy door handle July 21, 2021

Quackadoo

An idiot person who knows better, but does the wrong things just to see, knowing that it’s going to end up badly.
A person causing problems out of spite for sport.

A girl is out w/her friends and spots a male co-worker she hates, and he's w/his shorty, and flirts w/him so he would get in trouble.
Shorty would say.."Get your hands off him - quackadoo!"

by xxgirlcali June 22, 2004

ass quacker

Insult; to quack major ass.

Yo, stop ass quacking on my koolaid.

by Tewpac & Kevinem December 11, 2004

Quack

-To quack is to perform an act that displays one's stupidity, incoherence, lack of coordination, or outright inability to relate or adapt in a social setting. Derived from the sound a duck makes, more specifically the verb form for what a duck (see definitions 5,8, and 9 for "duck") does.
-To fuck up the situation for everybody.

You missed the biggest quack!
What happened?
____ ran down the hill, tripped and busted ass all over the sidewalk and fence by the tennis courts!

How was your birthday?
Fun as shit, we got fucked up then ______ quacked ridiculously by hitting the blunt BACKWARDS! He didn't even notice for like 2 seconds, then he got up and slid down the hill and lost his keys.
What a fuckin' quack

I dropped the entire pizza on the ground.
You're so quackin.

by DaQuackyPaki December 7, 2009