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high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.
One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."
by frattastic friday November 10, 2009
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(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.
'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006
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Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
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Quality Leg Gap

Also sometimes known as the "Holt Gap", the Quality Leg Gap is best indicated by the light visible between a woman's legs while she is standing erect, with both legs placed firmly together. When light still shines through just below the crotch, this is indicative of a Quality Leg Gap. Also written QLG or Q.L.G.
She stood there on the beach naked before me, her back to a blazing sunset. As I knelt down before her, the sun's rays streaming through her quality leg gap blinded me so I closed my eyes and dove in.
by FZelnod March 1, 2010
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Quality Control

The poor schmuck who is to blame for everything that goes wrong.
Well, Paul in Quality Control should have caught that before it shipped!
by QCSchmuck January 19, 2011
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Quality Hick

This isn’t just some scumbag hick. This hick has all the qualities you want in your man/ woman. They like country music, trucks, hunting, and riding cows into the sunset. They always do the right thing and never smoke or chew tobacco.
Damn! That is one quality hick right there!
by Needs a quality hick man November 9, 2017
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kist quality

Being really bad at something
Something that is really bad
A: “Look at this broken stairs!!”
B: “Bro, it’s kist quality.”
by NoobGamer0398 August 30, 2019
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