Pumpy Pants

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.

Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!

by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.

Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

by Texas-flood February 19, 2013

Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on

When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it

by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017

make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!

by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008

i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

MC Pee Pants

A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.

Have you heard the new MC Pee Pants Song?

Yes! You've been blasting it all night!

by Zeke The Plumber October 25, 2008

Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013