Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.

OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!

by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009

Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 4, 2010

Panty Pudding

the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)

You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.

by Skankbone November 25, 2013

Black pudding

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.

by Littlebitofsupport? June 15, 2018

Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011

bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022