Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

dutty puddin

"scaanful dog eat dutty puddin," means don't scorn anyone or anything, because the minute you do you could be eating something even more dangerous and dirty or dealing w/ a situation more dangerous or dirty...such as the wrong friend if you scorn a certain group or kind, and rather another due to popularity reasons...
Dutty meaning dirty,
Scaanful meaning scornful

Scorning mickey deez wit a class d just to go to redlobster to eat from someone's pissy/shitty hand, so in dat case
scaanful dog did eat dutty puddin....

by mek it good October 16, 2009

Puddin Pop

Stick your dick in a girl's ass and then put it in her mouth.

Yeah bro I just puddin popped my girl last night!

by Jaylovesdinos November 6, 2020

dirty puddin

When you tell them before getting off you been eating pineapples but instead you have been drinking mtn dew and smoking crack

Alie was all ready to get a load tobad it was dirty puddin

by Cam2racing December 10, 2016

Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023

Slinggin' Puddin

When a couple has nasty wild sex all over the room or house they are in, without regard to the juices left behind. Hence the "puddin" is left all over the place.

Finally got the kids out of the house for a night.. gonna grab the misses and start slinggin' puddin!

by Plumpterdefiner May 19, 2019

puddins head

A shit hair cut

puddins head

by Regs November 4, 2013