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The STRONGEST FAMILY in the WORLD with there members being (Nia The Grandma), (Rivvy the Grand Uncle), (Four The Dad), And (Joey the Son)
YOOOO PROGONMAR THE BEST FAMILY PULLING UP DRIPPED OUT NGL 😳😳😳
by Vriends October 8, 2020
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Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.
Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012
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The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009
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prison bitch

A prisoner who is chosen by his fellow inmates to get fucked in the ass.
Jim was the new guy. He casually walked into the cell and plopped down on his bed to take a nap. Brett walked over to Jim when Jim was asleep and pulled down his pants, then he removed Jim's pants. Brett wanked until he was hard and shoved his dick into Jim. Brett thrusted in and out in a hard, fast motion. Jim awoke and moaned. His erection sprang up and he reached for it. Brett flipped Jim onto his stomach so he couldn't wank and fucked him harder. "You're my prison bitch now, you don't get to wank." Brett said. Brett came and so did Jim. They did this every day, until Brett was released.
by Thegaymanisme September 1, 2017
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Cuban Prisoner

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it behind the back of your ass so she can't get out.
So I made her to the cuban prisoner and she started choking.
by FBZ May 13, 2006
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cdesign proponentist

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.
A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.
by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007
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prisoner in your own home

1. under house arrest

2. being limited from what you been doing in your own home because of overwhelming or unexpected interference, mainly from people that's too close for comfort.
EXAMPLE: Being a prisoner in your own home can relate to anyone sticking around more than you want them to because it kills or changes where you feel the most comfortable which is at home.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 24, 2009
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