Proedits

When an edit is so pro that you need a new word for it.

Yo, man. Did you see Luna Starfall's new amv?
Yes! It was proedits!

by BemTheBum March 26, 2021

Primed

As a euphemism, it means that you have something prepared in advance.

Iam "I also like that you had something primed regarding the pathology of female behavior. Clever stuff."

Hym "Go to sleep."

Iam "I know but you know we would have forgotten to write this down if I didn't do it now..."

Hym "YOU would have forgotten. I would have been the one who remembered (as we were going about our day) and then you would have obsessed about it for an hour or so until you just couldn't take it anymore. Then, you would have stopped right in the middle of doing whatever we were doing at the time and then you would have done it instead of whatever it was that you were supposed to be doing."

Iam "Well...."

Hym "Exactly. You're too predictable. Not shut up and go to sleep."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005

proned

Uber skill involved in Battlefield 1942 whereby one hits the deck with remakable force without sustaining damage. Used to dive out of the way, avoid fire etc.

He proned over the sandbags

by n00bsicle October 20, 2003

Prometheus

Venerable Darkness' way of saying that he is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead because I shoved my face in his girlfriend's tank tits.

HO HO HO HO HO, Prometheus what are you casting I have a penis in my mouth so it is kind of hard to talk right now.

by P-Fu July 20, 2008