Pictor

Super villain who ruins perfectly good pictures by unexpectedly jumping into them, making obscene gestures, doing something wildly innapropriate in the background, making it impossible to concentrate on the intended subject of the photo, or all of the above. Pictors are easily spotted, usually having a mischievous look in their eye, as if to say, "HAH! I just ruined your picture. in the name of -- EVIL." Detriments to society, they usually clan together in schools or at social events, waiting for the perfect moment to ruin a photo; can usually be found throughout yearbook pictures.

Person 1: Let's take a picture!
Person 2: OKAY! Sounds like fun.

Person 1: (holds up camera) Say Cheese!
Pictor: (spontaneously bursts into scene, flailing arms and making strange faces) I AM PICTOR! SENT HERE TO RUIN THIS PICTURE! IN THE NAME OF EVIL!

Person 2: Damn, what a Pictor. She must have no life or something, ruining our photo like that... Loser.
Pictor: BAHAHAH! FOOLS! PICTOR STRIKES AGAIN! (runs off into distance, plotting her next attack.)

by Pictor's apprentice November 2, 2009

Nofile Picture

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.

Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture

by mdubs10 December 16, 2009

pay the iron price

To take a item by force while owner is present, not paying for it with money, gold, or service.

I did pay the iron price for this chain by leaving him bleeding on the floor.

by Youngjayhova November 4, 2013

Lt. Bruce Price

1. Term for one who has more equipment on their belt than in the ambulance.

2. Slang for competent Paramedic

3. Slang for "Yes Man"

4. One who looks as if he is 70's Porn star

Synonyms: Batman, Bruce Price, The Pricer, Dumbass

Look at all that shit on his belt
is he a Lt. Bruce Price jr

by Jolt3333333 March 24, 2009

The price of tea in China

A common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?", is a retort to an irrelevant suggestion. This facetious usage implies that the topic under discussion might as well be the price of tea in China for all the relevance the speaker's suggestion bears on it.

Suzie: I love my new skirt!
Anne: I know! I love my new shirt!
Beth: Look at this hot guy on my phone!
Suzie: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by 78ma87 September 27, 2015

price scar

The part of the price tag sticker left on a gift when you are unsuccessful in peeling it off.

Damn, she'll never believe these flowers aren't from tesco - I made a price scar.

by badrain March 1, 2009

picturds

Terrible pictures, usually taken by inebriated individuals.

Could either refer to out of focus images that are unrecognisable or photographs the subject would rather forget.

Alysha just shat about a million picturds onto facebook, bitch better not tag me!

by donxkey April 5, 2010