presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020

Presidential howdy

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck

Tom gave the owners wife the presidential howdy.

She did not like it.

by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.

Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!

by The_Russiann January 12, 2016

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

Presidential

To embarrass your nation by acting like a pompous ass in front of world leaders. Ex. Donald Trump

Donald Trump acted presidential while shoving the Prime Minister out of his way at a NATO photo op.

by Anchorless May 25, 2017

presidential dinner

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.

Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.

by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election

Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

by BeanSucc January 7, 2021