did you pray today

a meme created by @justjoofficial where he makes percussion with his balls

"Did you pray today?"

"John you've been saying this all week stfu"

"Did you pray today? I could dick you down on some gangster shit"

by whydid2020exist September 25, 2023

pull out 'n pray

A type of birth control where the male pulls his penis out of a wonan's vagina before he ejaculates, then he prays that he didn't get her pregnant.

Dude 1: I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: Thats what happens when you pull out 'n pray.

by dizzle9999999999 October 18, 2008

eat pray love affair

the desire of having an adventure abroad to meditate, reflect, eat out, or find one's self after watching the movie EAT PRAY LOVE

jam had an eat pray love affair and now wants to go india to recover after their breakup.

by alexmanuel October 19, 2010

thats how i PRAY!

said after emitting room shaking BELCH!

cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!

he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

did u pray tdy?

basically if u didn’t pray u got sum bad coming for u

guy 1: did u pray tdy?
guy2:no
guy 1: did u pray tdy?
guy2: nah bro
guy1: cuz if u didn’t i might jus have to dig u down on sun gangsta shi
*hella turbulence”

by oliverclothsof September 11, 2023

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018