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by anonymous April 24, 2024

Porpie

A plump creature with a firm and spherical shape, typically resulting from an overwhelming lack of physical activity and overindulgence in tasty snacks.

Wow! Look at that porpie! It's so firm and spherical! It must really love overindulging in tasty snacks!

by Thwompin' Squad February 24, 2024

Porps

Wet sounding fart; never causes an accident, but it sounds like it could have.

Boy, sure sounded like I shit my pants, but glad it was just a porps.

by Quantum Mottle March 20, 2024

porpute

when you have an out-of-body experience and have the insatiable urge to unconsensually fondle your own nubile buttcheeks

those shrooms are hitting good. time to porpute myself.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

Harbor Porpoise

A hefty to moderately large woman native to the San Joaquin Valley of California that migrates west to Morro Bay, CA in the summer months.

After the Avocado and Margarita festival, serval Harbor Porpoises decided to go on a whale watching cruise at Sub-Sea Tours.

by GRFreal September 6, 2019

Polynesian porpoise

Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex

I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.

by Cliff Clavin April 7, 2022

electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.

Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"

by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024