Poof of shit 

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.

Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"

Poof of shit by Beeboobop October 22, 2012

poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

poof the smoof 

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

poof the smoof by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Poof juice 

Alcohol which is specifically targetted at the homosexual community, women and kids. "Alcopops"

"What they got to drink?"
"Just some stupid poof juice. Goddamn amateurs"

Poof juice by Ginga Ninja June 17, 2004

poof panties 

Inflatable underpants founded in england

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties

poof panties by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018

poof chariot

a Poof Chariot is a term to define the certain type of cars driven by young and old males.

These cars are often driven by older male Chavs and neds

These type of cars are also normally the car favoured by women but for some reason guys like to have these cars too but tart them up a bit more to make it seem manly when in fact it makes it the complete opposite.


Any form of small car/van that is tarted up to make it look special or on par with real powerful cars when in fact it doesnt really.
Tarting up covers.
* Tinted windows
* Spoilers
* Unnecessarily Huge Exhausts
* little lights in the water wiper jets

These things may be cool in more 'manly' cars but they are not cool on poof chariots.

Remember, they are only poof chariots if they are driven by guys.
I would say men instead of guys but if they were men they wouldnt have poof chariots!

Citreon Saxo
Fiestas
any small Peugeot
etc etc.

poof chariot by Doogal November 25, 2004

poof fart 

The act of putting baby powder up your ass crack and farting on another person; jetisoning the powder all over them. Immediately followed by a sponge bath to wash off the shit powder.

Vinny and Fozz were poof farting with eachother all night long, then they took a spongebath and cuddled.

poof fart by TheMadPoofer May 23, 2009