Pontiac GTO

Holden Monaro (an Australian car) that has been rebadged for sale in america.

That Pontiac GTO is really a Holden Monaro

by argos090 March 14, 2009

pontiac game changer

An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.

I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.

by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009

pontiac

shitty car
hooptie:

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Hah, look at that stupid fuck in his pontiac.
Only a low class nigger would show up in that pontiac.
Push that pontiac, dumbfuck.

by kid hitla March 14, 2009

pontificate

pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage

by 2 beer queer May 22, 2005

Pontiac

A former car brand that everyone seems to think was ripping off Cadillac. Pontiac was the performance division, while Cadillac is the luxury division. In the '60s Pontiac was embarrassing Mustangs left and right. In the '70s the Firebird/Trans Am entered center stage and stayed there until 2003 when it was killed off. Pontiac made good cars until the 90s, when poor GM leadership began the killing of Pontiac. Forcing the brand to make cars and fill niches it was never meant to do. By the mid 2000s the brand was near death as GM management continued to strangle Pontiac with its piss poor decisions. In 2010 Pontiac finally died when GM was forced to kill off several brands by the US government in order to get a loan to bail themselves out of bankruptcy (also from terrible leadership). It's a shame, in 2008 and 09 Pontiac was getting ready to make a comeback, only to get cut off by GM. A company buys Camaros and rebuilds them as modern Trans Ams, in hopes of keeping at least that car's legacy alive. But extremely poor decisions like the Aztek were the fatal blow to Pontiac, who may have survived had management done better, and maybe Buick would have bit the dust instead.

Pontiac made good reliable cars. Mine just ticked over 200k miles and it still runs great. All these dumbasses complaining about their Pontiacs breaking, probably drove them like total retards.

Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.

by Sentinel Stark April 6, 2017

pontiac

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac

I just bought a Pontiac throw some D's on it.

by J Remy September 7, 2007

pontafix

Following through after passing wind in the shower

"Boy did u pontafix in my bathroom again?"

by Stax mcmuffin June 26, 2006