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Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!
by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020
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Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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polititool

A person or victim who willingly submits to an ideological driven government agenda that typically furthers the government's strangle hold on its citizins. Care must be exercised when dealing with these individuals as they have been wound up with partial truths and taught the opposing team, red or blue, is the real enemy. They let the system use them to turn the screws essential to the divide and conquer strategy and are ready to mame, slander, publically humiliate and force their programmed views on anyone in opposition to their dogmatic narrative.
1. Did you see that mob of student polititools ready to put the screws to that professor because he didn't obey their demands?

2. I am relieved the election is finally behind us and still can't comprehend how anyone can get behind a creepy dementia ravaged dude with a hair smelling fetish or that orange guy that hung out on Epstein's island. Polititools will go along with anything that reinforces their view of others as inferior. They are reliable like clockwork; so easy to wind up, use and discard.
by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021
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Politicians

Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best
by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021
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Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
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Instagram Politician

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems
Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.
by HelpMelton October 13, 2020
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Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.
Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009
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