pediphile

Someone who has a foot fetish.

He's such a pediphile, he was licking my feet.

by HentaiExpert March 29, 2016

Pedophile: Game

A twisted version of hide and go seek where the hiders are children and the seeker(s) are pedophiles. Same rules as hide and go seek but once a hider is found/caught they are raped by the pedophile. Best if played at night and on school grounds (depending on the size of the playing area extra pedophiles may be needed) to add to the intensity that school children are running from a crazy pedophile. Some acting is required to get the best experience by both the pedophile and children: Player as the pedophile should make creepy grunts and scary laughs to scare the children, and children should scream and cry if caught and raped. Be warned that if school is by residential area and screaming is loud enough the police will be called. Invented by some crazy Gs up in Kenmore, Wa

Michael: We're playing pedophile tonight around 11
Alex: Sweet, who's playing pedophile?
Michael: Probably Taylor, he is the creepiest
Alex: Okay see you then

Pedophile: Game

by Elphy August 20, 2010

pedophile

Someone who has sex with pre-pubescent children. Not to be confused with a pederast. As an historical note, the ancient Greek (Homeric-Platonic) ideal was NOT pedophilia, but pederasty, specifically gay pederasty.

Ex: When Plato writes (Symposium 192 B-C) "a man of this sort is at any rate born to be a lover of boys or the willing mate of a man, eagerly greeting his own kind," he is talking about a grown man and a teenage boy, which is pederasty, not pedophilia.

by Anonymous March 22, 2007

pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

are you a pedophile?

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.

Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

by Tez, a man March 21, 2010

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

pedophile

a sick-minded oldie who is sexually attracted to little kiddies.

Lance is a 20-year old pedophile because he hits on a ninth grader girl.

Lance: Dayyyyyyyumm homie!! she's FINE *points to ninth grader girl*

Mate: That's pretty pathetic of you. You're 20 years old and your hittin on some ninth grader? naww.. now thats just sad.

Lance: Shut up. I don't care. Not like I can get any better..

Mate: Tru say bro..

by Jennyy<3 November 7, 2006