pittums

a word the sweetest girls in the world use to show affection

poor pittums come here and give me a hug

by Seanzy May 23, 2006

Pittsburger

An elusive object which is much sought after yet never gained.

Matt and I have been all over town looking for the Pittsburger.

by Patbergix September 9, 2013

Pittsburgh Pass On

When you finish in one hole, pass her on to a friend to finish in another, and so on until all possible holes are clogged.

Hey Geoff, gather round Carl and the gang, Lori wants to do a Pittsburgh Pass On!

by AssMuncherz February 19, 2015

Pittsfield, MA

Known for some as the city of heartbreak, Pittsfield expresses it's name to the fullest: it's the Pits. Money needs to be donated to this small city asap as the buildings are crumbling, as well as people's values and morals. There is a small Pittsfield scene which is worth checking out, a few spots of glory amongst the wreckage. But at least people care about each other -- not. Selfishness, greed, and lack are abundant here, due perhaps to lack of funds, but perhaps slowly but surely the city will have a turn around and accept it's small town, Brooklyn-esque nature. Artists thrive here, as the mental health problems in this city run the gamant and though people don't really care about anyone here, most are embraced for just being themselves.

Oh, you're back in shitsfield (Pittsfield, MA)? Welcome home from LA.

by LilChickie23 January 27, 2019

Mashed Pitts

When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later

Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts

by Big dick chima January 19, 2021

Art Institute of Pittsburgh

A digital arts college located in Pittsburgh Pensylvania that used to be poppin and was the go-to place for anyone who wanted a degree in photography, film graphic design etc. Now they are synonymous for constantly fucking them selfs in the ass. the school will most likely go bankrupt in the next year. Avoid this school at all cost and just go to point park university instead.

Jon: Hey have you been looking at some colleges lately?
Mike: Ya! I'm currently looking into the art institute of Pittsburgh to study game design.
Jon: Dude, don't go there! That school sucks! classes are 4hrs. long, housing is 3 miles from the school, and they do little to no help when it comes to finding internships.

Mike: Shit your right! thanks!

by _somedoot_ June 11, 2018

Pittsburgh Punisher

The act of pinning someone down, defecating in their mouth, then holding their jaw shut while they struggle to open up and relieve themselves

Jack: Yo dawg I gave Sheila a Pittsburgh Punisher the other day.

Xzibit: Wow, she must have had a shitty time

*Bah doomp ching*

by The Real Foofenscoops December 5, 2011