professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Pickering

Pickering is a city 30 minutes East of Toronto. Its home to an Nuclear Power Plant and a strip club called The Palace. The Palace is a home away from home for the band Down With Webster as they are regulars at the gentlemen's club. They reportedly spent 90% of their record advance money on a platnium membership, which gives them a year-round reservation for the best seats on perv row.

Dude A: "Why are you going to Pickering?"
Dude B: "The Palace, bro."
Dude A: "Say Hi to Down With Webster for me while you're there."

by Chapstick99 March 1, 2010

Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.

No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.

Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

by Maddy p the cheesy October 6, 2011

Packerstan

The geographical location bounded by Minnesota and Iowa to the West, Illinois to the South, Lake Michigan on the East and the U.P. on the North. Its capital is Madison (Madtown), but everyone knows the real capital is Green Bay.

Too bad there are no decent jobs in Packerstan. If there were, there wouldn't be as many Packerstanis invading the land of the FIBs.

by Big Daddy Vistalite February 15, 2006

Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.

It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

by streetwhiz May 22, 2009