Gartic Phone

A game where you say something stupid and someone makes a stupider drawing and everyone gives up on life but it’s also funny as hell

Person 1: I played gartic phone with my friends and they drew a lot of cursed backyardigains stuff
Person 2: oh god

by PuddlePerson August 2, 2021

fork and phone pic

A method for verifying one's authenticity when posting or trading pictures with others on the internet. One party requests you supply a picture while holding 2 common household items (most often a fork and phone) to verify it is really your picture. Also see fork and phone list: an official list of people who have posted fork and phone pics.

Ever since I posted my fork and phone pic and made the fork and phone list, everyone wants to post and trade pics with me.

by Grouchomarx May 16, 2006

Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008

cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

phone maze

An aggravating attempt by large corporations to forever hold unsuspecting customers in an endless loop of button pushing.

"I was stuck in that phone maze for two hours before I talked to an actual person!"

by silhouette July 28, 2004

phone hell

A state of agony that occurs when you are anxiously anticipating a phone call or text and you look at your cell phone every 30 seconds.

I am burning in phone hell.

by stprizzy October 27, 2007

Phonebooker

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010