BRAINAL PENETRATION

When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked

"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."

by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010

deca-penetration

Penetration by 10 similar objects at any given time simultaneously. See also decaphilia.

Dag yo! Did you hear Julie got deca-penetration ? She totally got annihilated by 10 garden hoses last night, shit was whack!

by Pump House March 25, 2008

ur family vacation anal penetration

This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.

Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.

by Dropped My Idiot November 9, 2019

Sexual penetration

it's wot i did to ur mum last night

sexual penetration:

Sexual intercourse
Anal sex

by Shnief February 5, 2014

Penetration

Sometimes in a homosexual relation ship the penis will penetrate the anus

"Was their Penetration?"

by DefDigital July 22, 2015

perpetrate; perpetrator

To inappropriately and unjustifiably wrong another, particularly -but not necessarily- knowingly or maliciously.

Man, that's the second time this month my paycheck was wrong; they need to quit perpetrating!

by K-Wheezle May 25, 2004

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.

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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011